Rebel Runners: Tax Evasion Shorts
For the true rebels at heart, we present the ultimate armor for your lower half: the Rebel Runners: Tax Evasion Shorts!
Features:
Statement Maker: Boldly display "Taxation is Theft" with each stride, letting the world know where you stand (or run).
Signature Snake: The iconic Gadsden snake doesn't just slither; it dashes, reminding everyone: "Don't Tread on Me... especially not my bank account!"
Unparalleled Comfort: Crafted with revolutionary freedom fibers, these shorts give your legs the sensation of breezing past the Statue of Liberty.
Safehouse Pockets: Spacious and discreet – perfect for stashing all the hard-earned coins you're keeping from Uncle Sam's reach (and, of course, your everyday essentials).
Whether you're taking on a marathon, evading metaphorical tax collectors, or just kickin' it in rebellious relaxation, the Rebel Runners are your ultimate partner in crime. Embrace the audacity, flaunt that defiance, and remember: while they can try to tax everything else, they can't tax your spirit or style!
Disclaimer: Wearing these shorts does not make one immune to actual taxes. But by golly, they'll know you're not happy about it!
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
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Waist width, in | 15.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 | 19.00 | 21.00 | 22.00 |
Hips width, in | 17.50 | 19.00 | 21.00 | 22.50 | 24.00 | 25.00 |
Length, in | 18.11 | 20.31 | 20.98 | 21.61 | 22.01 | 22.52 |
Inseam length, in | 9.05 | 10.15 | 10.50 | 10.80 | 11.00 | 11.25 |