Walton & Johnson- Taxation Smells Like Theft Candle (9oz)

Bring the heat to your rebellion against the taxman with the Taxation Smells Like Theft Candle, now proudly featuring the Walton & Johnson logo! Packed with immersive aromas, this 9oz candle comes in a sleek glass jar that’s built for freedom-loving patriots. It’s made with a 100% natural soy wax blend and features a cotton wick for a clean, long-lasting burn—because liberty deserves to shine bright for as long as possible.

With a burn time of 50-60 hours, this candle will outlast even the most heated debates about taxation and theft. At 2.8″ × 3.5", it’s the perfect size for adding a touch of humor and warmth to any space, whether you’re lighting up the living room or sparking a conversation in your office. The glossy permanent adhesive label ensures your message stays bold and clear, just like your principles.

Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, this candle is not only a conversation starter but also compliant with ASTM safety standards. And while all scents have the same wax color, the flavor of freedom never fades.

Light it, love it, and let freedom burn—because taxation smells worse than theft, and this candle smells like victory.